You: "Have you ever heard that guy, Russel Brand?"
Friend: "No"
You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent"
Friend: "What"
Friend: "No"
You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent"
Friend: "What"
by Holland Oates July 03, 2010
The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.
Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.
by Tootsagogo April 04, 2012
He's a stand-up comedian who has been reported to of quit Big Brother's Big Mouth. He's battled drugs addictions and presents a radio show. (he has cool hair)
by Tazi March 10, 2007
the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
by Jackroll September 23, 2006
A phrase mainly used by slutty teen girls referring to how badly they wish they could make intercourse with the average looking, dismally dressed comedian/actor Russell Brand.
Saku: "How was anal with Graham last night?"
Danielle: "Yeah it was going ok until I shouted Russell Brand me in the bum"
Danielle: "Yeah it was going ok until I shouted Russell Brand me in the bum"
by consh4 September 14, 2011
When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.
This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023