rutabaga

looks like a potato, tastes like ass

Mike ate some ass, it tasted like rutabagas.

by not a fan December 2, 2003

Rustbag

This kid named noah. he is the definition of spergmonkasaurus. he is a zipperheaded rustbag dipfuck. the epitome of his existence is just as equivalent as Helen Keller's favorite color being purple. get it? yeah, fucking dumbass.

"hey you know noah?"
"yeah, hes a rustbag stay away from him."

by messiah TY$ September 8, 2019

Rutabaga

Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).

I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.

by tbIII March 31, 2011

Rutabaga

The warm spot left on a chair after someone has been sitting in it.

"I got up from the couch for only a few minutes, but the cat is already curled up in my rutabaga."

"I hate finding a seat on a crowded train, only to realize I'm sitting in someone else's rutabaga."

by dharmadog November 3, 2018

Rutabaga

Someone who gets horrifically drunk at inappropriate social gatherings but gives great life advice

John got trollied at his niece's 4th birthday party. What a rutabaga.

by rutabaga1 February 9, 2018

Rusana

A short, very exuberant young female.

Tends to be quite flirtacious when inebriated.
Has an unhealthy obsession with cinemas.
Takes the easy way out, even when planning her own birthday.

Loved by ALL - even by those who mock her :) <3

Was that a midget drinking my booze? No that was just Rusana.

by Drugmore July 8, 2010

Rutabaga

The one word that you can hear being subtly repeated while listening to a large crowd of people mumble among themselves. It sounds like everyone is saying "Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga" over and over again.

The next time you are in a busy, talkative place, try to see if you can listen for the "rutabagas".

by StarCraft Maniac March 1, 2015