Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

Rumaysa

The most amazing girl in the whole wide world. She can cheer you up any time and is AWESOME! YOU WILL NEVER RISE TO HER LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS! You just can't, and if you try to .. well .. even your mum will say you aren't as awesome as her. she is amazing, wonderful, kind, and she can brighten up your day.

" that girl looks sooo coooll!! "

" Shuttup, that's Rumaysa, 'cool' can't even describe her."

by awesomener101 December 31, 2011

clear runway

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

Runway Chicken

A game played at an airport where 2 or more people run across the runway and whoever makes it across the runway or gets shot by TSA last wins

"Hey Jerry, up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, I heard Tommy fuckin died last time we played."

by Peepus February 19, 2018

chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007

project runway

a hit, emmy nominated tv series on Bravo(soon to be featured on NBC) in which 15 fashion desingers take part in different fashion challenges, the person to perform the worst in each challenge will be eliminate until in the end three remain and face off with each of thier fashion line(representing them) on olympus fashion week, the winner wins a spread in elle magazine along with other prizes. it is basically an awesome show, it is so dramatic, funny, and simply exciting.

Beav: "Did you see project runway last night?"
Kid: "No, i was in the icu because i was in a state of a coma"
Beav: "Stupid kid you missed out on some crazy drama, jsut because you were about to die?"
kid: "sorry."
Beav: " NO...you deserve to die, sorry but it's the truth"

by Beaverly V. July 13, 2006

runway cock

A penis, perfect in girth and length and with the right amount of veins running along the shaft. A truly beautiful member.
10/10 dick.

Friend: Hey wassup girl!? How was your date with Alex last night?
Girl: It was great! He came back to my place and I sucked his dick all night. He had a real runway cock...such a nice tasty dick.
Friend: Damn girl, I'd like some of that.

by nigga turtles May 5, 2018