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runwank

In its simplest terms, the act of a tommy tank while the subject is simultaneously running.

Whilst seemingly simple, the true execution of this feat has become a furiously debated subject in circles of dedicated practitioners of the art. It is believed that the study that led to Werner Heisenberg's Principle of Uncertainty was inspired by his consideration of this question.

The reason for the surrounding controversy is not the question of whether either of the feats are possible, but whether they are in fact truly simultaneously possible.

The successful achievement of a running wank involves the performance of the act in its entirety, to its culmination, i.e. from inception of wood, through the vinegar phase, and to the documentable release of sex wee, while continuing the running motion throughout. Herein lies the debate - it is believed by many that this is in fact impossible, as it is argued that successful completion of the former must lead to an involuntary buckling of the knees, and therefore voiding the condition of continued running.

To date, despite claims from either camp, including various unconfirmed reports of the act being witnessed, no satisfactory answer has been provided. Several great minds throughout history, such as Erwin Schrödinger whose famous quantum expirement was inspired by the question of determining whether the achievement of spaffage, regardless of any ensuing fall can be said to have actually occurred whilst in locomotion - the runwanker is at this moment in time in the undeterminable quantum state of both running and falling.
How the fuck would I know if I can do that? You may as well ask me if I can have a runwank.
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runako

A runako is handsome and loyal. If you come across a runako keep him forever but, don't break his heart because he's like a big teddy bear. A runako is a good listener and is very humorous when it comes to a chat.
Runako is a big teddy bear.
by Names4Life December 3, 2016
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runaway laugh

to become overcome with so much laughter that one has to run out of the room. the laugher is usually seen with a fist over there mouth and bumping into people as they make there exit.
Jamal was so overcome by an old episode of 'Martin' that he was last seen doing a runaway laugh into the kitchen.
by P. Heifner May 19, 2008
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Runway Hero

An awesome person who drops you off, or picks you up from the airport without requesting payment.
Have you got a runway hero, or do you have to organise an {Uber?
by Dean - Surry Hills October 12, 2016
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Runway lights

When a girl has sweaty balls constantly slapping against her chin creating acne on her chin in the pattern of runway lights.
Dudley: Dude, Monica has some serious Runway lights!
Zack: I know, she does suck a lot of dick.
by hmxprs January 17, 2010
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runa

1) Hindi word meaning "lovely lady".
2) A beautiful girl, smart, athletic, nearly perfect
That girl is a "runa" for real.
by Rahan July 14, 2005
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runamucker

to lose by a little amount, as in the sport of basketball alternate definition: to be injured often ex. tripping over a table into a wall
Did you see that guy, he just runamuckered into that wall in the gym and now has chronic back pain
by e.R. jr December 22, 2010
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