Rule 1

The Doctor Lies

River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

by Book_Freak November 10, 2011

Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

by mboone April 13, 2010

Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.

"Always remember rule 1."

by Tim the Creator October 31, 2012

Rule 1

Run

Rule 1
Doctor: "RUN"

by TimeLord Science July 9, 2015

Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

Rule 1

Never screw over your partner.

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.

by Xcelion July 4, 2015

Rule 1.5

Mexicans do not exist. They are a myth, like Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. They are just something your mother tells you are real when you are little.

You will go into extreme stages of denial after reading this definition. Go seek therapy, you'll need it.

Adrian: "Hi, do you want to come to my house? You will meet my Mexican mom."

Daniel: "Rule 1.5"

Adrian: *extreme stages of denial*

by Elfdemon September 4, 2014