Rule -0

You cannot make up a Negative rule to counteract the meaning of it's absolute value.

Jimbob: I made a rule -1 so now I can talk about fight club.

Bobjoe: Rule -0.

by Tzaro January 8, 2010

rule 0

This rule applies to people who are clingy to their significant other, and posts their "true love" on their websites. This rule takes them from "cute" and "tolerable" to "straight up annoying" and should be ignored.

normal friend: Oh, i love to have butter on my toast.

rule 0 person: OMGZZZ! (insert name here) loveezzz buttter. oh i miss him so much. i love my babyyyyyyy.

rule 0.

by falamabam March 1, 2010

rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".

YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?

by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019

Rule 500 and 0

What does 500 and 0 make?
*mind blown*

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 0

The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.

Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.

He broke rule 0, his location will get doxxed soon enough.

by Losercat December 12, 2024