relacts

another mispelling meme, now of the word relax! You still need to get off the internet.

Name: dude, you need to relacts
Fake: Did you just try to say relax?
Name: That darn autocorrect man.
Fake: Oh right, we're in Urban dictionary right now.
Name: Did you just break the fourth wall in an online dictionary?
Fake: *wipes forehead and eats a bag of chips
Name: you just wiped your own forehead, now the joke won't work,
Name: and where the hell did you get all those poker chips from?

by Temmie_Lee October 4, 2019

Relapse

failing to stay clean of self harm

after 18 days of no cutting, i let memories get to me and i relapsed

kensley: i relapsed..

camilo: .. im so sorry

by TheSkinnestBitchAlive December 27, 2022

Relation Staycation

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

by CXR February 16, 2015

Is Math Related to Science?

The phrase used to identify the king's people

Poppy Smoria: *sees Pewds* Hey, is math related to science?
Pewdiepie: Hi

by urdadlesbian2 December 21, 2019

Relathief

When a stranger poses as a friend or family member to collect your packages on your behalf, with the intention of stealing it.

Someone claiming to be your brother already collected your parcels for you. I think he was a relathief.

by eliew July 1, 2020

why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

at this point, i dont even know.

its a serious question, ud. why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

by the cooler penguin27 December 29, 2021

relate

Means to have a connection with what you are exposing or saying. People place them with hashtags or question marks
Ex.
#relate #relating

relate? are you relating this?

I can relate this story with what my mama said

hashtags placed on the captions- #relate, #relating

by SanCarlista August 27, 2018