Kansas City Royals

A MLB pro team. Sports Illstrated said that this team will finish 30th overall in the 2005 season. There is only 30 teams.

Friend: Those royals are the shizze!
Me: No. They suck.
Friend: Wahhh? No way!
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why do they suck? I love 'em!
Me: Name one player on their team!
Friend: Ummmm....ok.

by CaptainAmerica April 1, 2005

Rouse Royals

A ridiculously talented dance team from Leander, TX. They perform for RHS in their Royal Uniform designed after a Queen Elizabeth evening gown. They light up the field during half time and cause heads to turn and jaws to drop. They are the true definition of beauty and class. Their intelligence is through the roof and are always working to better themselves. The Royals are respected by people from all over and promote their school spirit each and every day.

"Dude, I think that's my dream girl over there."
"How do you know?"
"She's on the Rouse Royals."

by sadrfhgdjhj June 1, 2013

KC royals report

A total CBT enthusiast, hes seriously addicted and may die soon.

KC royals report: hey jules can i get some CBT

Jules: dude chill we’ve done it 27 times already

KCroyalsreport: dude cmon

Jules: NO!

Hades Johnson: I’ll take your offer.

Jules: God what a KCroyals report.

by Buffsky March 24, 2021

Rajasthan Royals

The Rajasthan Royals (often abbreviated as RR) are a franchise cricket team based in Jaipur, Rajasthan, that plays in the Indian Premier League (IPL). Founded in 2008 as one of the initial eight IPL franchises, the team is based at the Sawai Mansingh Stadium in Jaipur. The team won the inaugural edition of the IPL under the captaincy of Shane Warne, despite being written off as a title contender by the media and fans.

Rajasthan Royals is my favourite team.

by RRFan November 23, 2021

Kansas City Royals

A team that has won one World Series, but due to the massive inferiority complex of the fans towards the St. Louis Cardinals, this fact is mentioned more than the ten Cardinals World Series wins (including 2006) combined.

Cardinal fan: So I see that the Kansas City Royals are in last place again. I hear that so-and-so from USC would be a good number one pick for you guys, though.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: No, I do not remember 1985, seeing as I wasn't born, and you were not born either.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: Okay, fine, take 1985. The Cardinals have won ten championships. Nine more than you guys have.
Royal fan: Remember '85.

by JohnJF January 18, 2009

Kansas City Royals

'04 playoff team, for sure

Go Royals

by KC69 March 28, 2004

Kansas City Royals

1. (Adj) The art of playing baseball while acting like a complete douche bag. Often shortened and used as "acting like a Royal."
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.

6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt

1. You play softball like a Kansas City Royal.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.

4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.

5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.

6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.

by Ihateeveryoneincludingyou October 17, 2014