rowboatable

Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.

(i.e. not a fatty.)

Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up with my friend.
Michael: Hm, what's she like? Is she rowboatable?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
(pause)
Phyllis: No.
(Michael walks away, disgusted)

by Jimmy D. April 20, 2008

rowboating

While motorboating a woman's breast you yell out "Oh no! We're out of gas. We have to paddle the rest of the way." Then you stick your arms and hands straight out like oars and smack her breasts back and forth.

Check out her tits. I wish I was rowboating them.

by CockFrobbler October 13, 2011

rowboat

Having simultaneous doggy style intercourse with 2 partners with the aid of a dildo attached to the back.

Dude, those chicks totally strapped a dong on me and we went at it rowboat style!

by Kaber July 26, 2005

Rowboating

Invented when one D Hunt decided to pull a super bagmington serve and instead hit himself in the head with his own racket. His attempt to showboat failed and was term by us as a "rowboating" incedent. Ever since anything that has happened to one of us that was inteaded as a showboating exercise that failed has been termed as rowboating.

You go to hit a super serve and instead smash the racket around the back of your head resulting in hailarity for all.

by Mr T March 24, 2005

rowboat

When a person is jacking off two dicks while giving a footjob to another dick.

Man that bitch gave a mean rowboat to us three last night!

by Steve Rowland May 17, 2007

rowboating

Code name for Smoking weeeeeeed.


Started by a student at st. louis university high school (ok me) after he coined the word when high and driving.
While moving his arms in a rowboating fashion *while still driving* he spoke these words:

"Dude.... If we were in a rowboat right now.. we'd be going SOOOO fast"


It has been codename for smoking pot ever since.

Hey dan, lets go rowboating!

"dude you got any rowboat?"

by John "the number 1 nukka of stl" May 18, 2005

rowboat

The act of fingering a girl with both pinkys when both hands are flipped over so the two fingers are touching and moving in unison.

Jessa loves the rowboat in the backseat of the Honda.

by The Unified Bitches and Bastards March 7, 2005