rouse 

A Northerners term for a rodent that has the appearance of a mouse from the front, but the long tail of a rat, hence rouse. Seldom seen before nightfall, these shy beasts feed on scraps of waste from Kebab shops and pizza parlours.

I saw what looked like a cross between a mouse and a rat outside that kebab shop last night, I think it was a rouse, bastard thing!

rouse by Nigel Fleming July 15, 2006

Rouse 

man of great interlectual status but firery temper, an adjective for being an old frail man with strange white spots on the head. GGGGGGGEEEEEEETTTTTTTT OOOOOUUUUTTTTTT!!! HAHA those were the days, losing ones sense of self control after teaching a "bunch of shits" for a year. also used when refering to be "payed handsomly" for peanuts!

Rouse by Anonymous September 30, 2003

rouse 

The spawn of a raptor and a mouse. Most often resembles a mouse in cuteness, but when running, resembles a raptor in both stance and stride.

Dude, did you see that girl on the track team? She's totally a rouse. But definitely hot.

rouse by kayerin November 4, 2009

rouse 

something you or a person likes alot.

"i wanna rouse some lollies"

"that looks rouse'n az!"

rouse by rousn guy September 28, 2009

Rouse 

A cross breed of a rat and a mouse. Hairy little bastards with bald heads. Bald like a vulture. The baldness comes from men ejactulating on there heads. Some known cultures like the Chalfontians are customed to jacking off on Rouse's heads.

John - Hey Keith, look at Ron. He looks like a Rouse!
Keith - He sure is John. I see Ed beating off on his head all of the time.
John - I knew it! Fucking Rouse! I'm going to smack him in the head with my cock after Ed.
Keith - Watch that he doesn't put it in his mouth, he likes to gobble the goo.

Rouse by LilNorman July 20, 2008

rouse 

part of speech: verb
origin: british
definition: to be utterly dominated by an african-american in one-on-one combat ( both physically and intellectually ). The african is then entitled to the sibling of the defeated.

Jamal had his eyes on Billy's sister for quite some time. His senior resolution was to rouse Billy and claim his prize before the year was over.

rouse by aNarniaMoose July 25, 2008

Rouse 

If one mouse is called a mouse and more than one is called mice
Than one piece of rice should be called a rouse

Alissa was making rice when she dropped a rouse

Rouse by Lissabear123 June 20, 2019