roshambo

paper-rock-scissors A tie breaking game or a game used to see who goes first.

I roshambo'd his ass for his williams!

by Jessse April 18, 2008

roshambo

A contest in which two guys give each other repeated kicks to their nuts.
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.

Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.

The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!

Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo

Tim and me both liked Jenny and really wanted to impress her. Before she came over we silently agreed to place a bet for $100 on a game of Roshambo just to impress her.

After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!

by Lex Durden July 24, 2009

roshambo

It's when 2 guys are arguing over something, and they "roshambo" for it. It goes like this, the 1st person kicks the other person in the nuts as hard as they can, and the other person kicks the 1st person in the nuts as hard as they can. Whoever goes down first loses and the other person gets the object/thing/person they were roshamboing for. *This CANNOT work with girls, it would be meaningless*

"Hey, I want the pizza!"
"I saw it first!"
"This calls for...ROSHAMBO!!!"

"Dude, i'm taking Sarah to prom."
"No, i'm taking her!"
"I am!"
"I AM!!!11"
"Why don't you retards roshambo to see who takes me?"
"Good idea."

by David717 April 29, 2008

roshambo

when people fight by kicking each other in the nuts. it ends when somebody falls to the ground.

ill roshambo you for 5 bucks if i win you pay me if you win i pay you

by neon deion November 16, 2006

roshambo

Paper Rock Skizors, its french you retards.

*punches you in the boob*
Ok, my turn... ROSHAMBO!

by PBR June 8, 2004

roshambo

when two males kick each other in the nuts usually over something the used loser is the one who gives up or says I quit or screen

what you meant played roshambo and underwear over who's going to play Grand Theft Auto 5 first

by asskickassss December 29, 2013

roshambo

When two people are disputing or having argument over an object or item. It is a game/challenge which two people take turns to kick each other in the nuts. The winner is the person who is left standing and he/she wins the argument or dispute.

Hey i saw it first..

NO you didn't..

Yes i did..

Well lets roshambo for it you inuiet!!

by TeazOne December 16, 2010