rooster block

A more clean version of the term "cock block"

"Way to walk in and rooster block me, bro. I was just about to go far with her."

by ballababy67 December 20, 2009

Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".

Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.

by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

Roasted like EVA

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.

Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!

by JibbyJ November 21, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

Sex Rooster

When you wake up your significant other with sex in the morning, oral or otherwise.

“I woke up to my girl blowing me. She is a total sex rooster.”

by nannabotz March 13, 2018

chicken my rooster

To give a hand job because when translated into french, it is "Poule mon Cock".

Why don't you chicken my rooster?

by Michael McDougall December 6, 2007

chumming the rooster

puking on the shaft while giving head

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.

by kingsmen January 10, 2014