Wank Royal

A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.

Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.

by smackmyass August 27, 2013

Sussex royal

When tossing someone’s salad, the recipient snaps off a log

She was tossing his salad and he got so carried away he did a Sussex Royal

by CyrilTSquirrel January 11, 2020

ronalyn

A very unique person, usually female, has many talents, very loving and nurturing, but can be judgemental, very pretty, has tendencies to see things how she wants to rather than how they are in reality. Very kind, not very fair, no matter what she always gets over whatever is trying to stop her and remains loving.

Ronalyn is a tender roni!

by Bombi March 9, 2017

Dining with Royalty

Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.

e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.

I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.

by urbanVirus September 4, 2005

loyalty before royalty

dont put the fuckin popularity n riches n shit over the real ones that been there 4 u

remember g, loyalty before royalty.

by doctorly October 3, 2018

The Royal Sniff

When you greet someone and go in for the hug, then do some rapid but heavy sniffing to establish the persons’ scent, or possibly get a sense of where they have been or who they have been with. Most often used on significant other or potential significant other.

My man came around looking all sheepish, I gave him The Royal Sniff and he smelled like that HO from the mall.

by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018

Sussex Royal

A heniously diagusting sex act that involves being double-taxed.

"We didn't have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal."

by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020