Republican Governor of the State of Florida, Ron DeSantis has token a hands off, non-existing approach to responding to the Covid-19 Pandemic in his state, causing it to be a central locations for mass gatherings and potential mutation.
Credible reporting shows that DeSantis prioritized vaccine distribution to Republican donors and rich zip codes, essentially relying off his own Naughty and Nice list. He's also serized control from local leaders like the Mayor of Miami Beach, Spring Break's Epicenter, Dan Gelber.
Yeah, I got vaccinated. Yeah, I donated to Gov. DeSantis' 2018 campaign. Guess I made it on Ron DeSantiClaus' Nice List.
The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.
“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”