Romancing the chicken

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.

Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?

by timmyhidthebodies June 5, 2017

Romancing The Donut

To have penile/vaginal intercourse

"Yo, what's up dawg! I hear you and Vi been hanging out, yo?!"
"Yeah, we been cold chillin'."
"You been romancing the donut?"
"Hell yeah! Her pus is chronic, bro."

by shackofghosts January 1, 2022

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.

Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.

by Telmea Story December 16, 2018

speedy romancing

Quicky in some filthy restaurant bathroom.

Ok i'm drunk enough, let's go to the bathroom for some speedy romancing sweetheart.

by powerball January 5, 2014

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

by I'm not okay April 13, 2014

D.L. Romancing

Romancing someone on the Down Low. To make sure no one sees the person you're trying to bang out, in private.

My homeboy doesn't spit game to hoes in public, he D.L. romances them in private.

D.L. Romancing is the actual act.

by D. Diablo March 6, 2010