roman candle

The pinnacle of very dangerous pyrotechnics.

It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!

It's a Roman Candle!

by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006

roman candle

When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.

At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.

by dwied August 11, 2009

roman candle

The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.

Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?

by Willie Joe May 15, 2005

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself

give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.

by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 23, 2009

roman candle

This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.

"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."

by jbizzle15 October 24, 2007

roman candle

It's when u hypnotize a chick to instantly go uncouncious when you are snipping your fingers,
you then have to fuck her really hard so she forgets about the time, and when you cum,...
you shoot your load into her face and in that very moment you snip your fingers, so her lights go out.
Then you fuck her again but only wake her up by snipping your fingers shortly before you cum again.
and than again you snip your fingers.

You'll have to repeat that about 10 or a dozen times, (phew thats hard I know)
but if you succeed the girl will be so happy with you,

because she thinks you are the most potent man on this planet.
And you only cum for her just a ... yap... a roman candle.

dude: hey, hows your new girl doin with ya?
you: Last week i gave her a special surprise, and this week... man cant tell you what fucked up things

she's doin for me now in bed!!
dude: hey WTF? what did you do to get that chick so horny?
you: hey man it's easy.. I just gave her the roman candle...

by skankpeter May 22, 2022