Roman Sanders

Princey Sanders definitely deserved better than what he got. Not a top, ever, not a switch, He's a power bottom, he likes to be submissive..but he will flirt
Has a confidence so fake as Kim Kardashian's booty.

Fander: did you see SvS Redux?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!??!?!?!?
Fander2: 20 times..I can't stop thinking about Roman Sanders...
Fander3: He was SO rude to Janus
Fander: let the stan wars...BEGIN

by SoNextTimeYouCallMeDepressed September 26, 2020

Roman spider dump

(roh-muhn spahy-der duhmp)
1. (noun) An act of questionably sexual behavior involving a pair of male participants (one seated in traditional posture on a toilet with second said participant sitting on the lap of the other participant facing in the opposite direction) and the subsequent act of simultaneous defecation (aka "dumping"). The derivation of the term "spider" refers to the 8 arms/legs and multiple eyes of the collective parties involved. The term "Roman" means absolutely nothing.

2. (verb) The act of performing a Roman spider dump

Hey!! We both have to dump before catching that train..but there is only one toilet!! Maybe we should have a Roman spider dump to save time.

by bonedogg December 12, 2008

Roman Shower

The act of vomiting on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Joey was into gross sexual acts with his girlfriend. He would have her vomit all over his private parts, while masterbating.

by Vic July 28, 2004

Roman Squat

An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.

This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.

Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"

Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"

Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"

by ZNippleBandit October 6, 2016

roman soldier helmet

The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.

When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.

by yambag021 January 15, 2008

Roman Succession Party

A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.

Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."

by Dan J. P. Jr. or Dan the Man July 24, 2009

siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.

i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.

by rose kent August 16, 2007