Roly Poly

The act of curling into a ball and giving yourself a blowjob.

Have you heard of Matthias, he's such a roly poly.

by LoneLaser0217 December 22, 2016

roly poly

boner;erection

omg look, jimmy has a roly poly

by betty singleton January 8, 2017

Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.

My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.

by Zoobow December 21, 2020

roly-poly pud

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

jam roly poly

When you and lady have sexual intercorse whilst on her period

Dude, we both had a jam roly poly last night. Finished it off with custard.

by Thedarpachief December 8, 2017

Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!

Another way of saying "OMG" in Nickel's way.

Nickel: "Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!"

by Magicshmagic July 20, 2022

Holy Roly Poly Coly Guacamole

When your so surprised you feel the need to say it.

We have to hide from the Twinkle!

HOLY ROLY POLY COLY GUACAMOLE

by Boovian January 1, 2023