roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 07, 2004

Roll and dice

This a jamaican term created in 2010 which means direspecting, tricking and scaming an individual

"The lotto scammer roll and diced the young woman"

"he was sent to the principal because he had roll and dice the teacher"

by College yute November 02, 2012

Roll the Dice

Ejaculating in a female every time during sexual intercourse, completely ignoring the fact of fertility.

Sean never pulls out. He will always roll the dice!

by hatreds December 01, 2010

rolling the dice

When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.

Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.

by pleco December 01, 2005

roll the dice

To take a shit. Often used with people who commonly say "drop a deuce". When they are still confused by your urbanized pluralization of the word deuce you can confuse them futher by saying that you are about to play craps.

Alright guys, I'm out...bout to go roll the dice...Then proceed to the bathroom to take a dump.

by kangaroozach October 11, 2007

roll the dice

to kill someone

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

roll the dice

what people put on their low rider trucks. another examples: jokerz, low ridin', eightball, easy rider

low riders are so gay.

by frivolous jones November 15, 2003