roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 07, 2004

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Ejaculating in a female every time during sexual intercourse, completely ignoring the fact of fertility.

Sean never pulls out. He will always roll the dice!

by hatreds December 01, 2010

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When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.

Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.

by pleco December 01, 2005

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Rolling the dice, directly refers to pressing the Urban Dictionary Dice button in order to generate random terms hoping to get a term describing a sexual act in which a couple is to carry out in real life.

Stuart: "Hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

Scott: "Not sure man, probably just rolling the dice."

Stuart: "Nice Courtney and I rolled the dice last night, and we got "Butt Rape"

Scott: "I bet she's sore"

Stuart: "Yeah she's struggling to walk, but man my cock was covered in shit and blood. I still came so it was a good night"

Scott: "Nice! I can't wait to play tonight!"

by Stuey The King August 11, 2013

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To take a shit. Often used with people who commonly say "drop a deuce". When they are still confused by your urbanized pluralization of the word deuce you can confuse them futher by saying that you are about to play craps.

Alright guys, I'm out...bout to go roll the dice...Then proceed to the bathroom to take a dump.

by kangaroozach October 11, 2007

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