Robopalypse

The near distant future in which all the robots work together to enslave/Kill/Rape? the human race

Gary:Hey Bryan remember when the Robopalypse Started and they killed Jeremy?... didn't that just suck!

Bryan:I was a robot this whole time bend over BLEEP BLORP!

by Gwrecka September 19, 2009

robosigning

Signing documents without reading them, as in the practice of banks and mortgage lenders whose foreclosure proceedings have been halted because the papers were signed without proper review.

Ex. 1:
Banker 1: "There's no way we'll get these foreclosures processed in time to make our numbers for this quarter."
Banker 2: "Don't worry, we can pull the associates in for a marathon of robosigning."

Ex. 2:
Dude 1: "Dude, someone just dinged your rental car. I hope you got the full coverage!"
Dude 2: "Dude, I don't know: I robosigned the application!"

by blakesflakes October 5, 2010

robosexual

Generally speaking, someone whose primary sexual orientation is towards robots. They may be human or synthetic persons, and straight, gay, bi, etc is not specified. (Unfortunately, this word is often confused "romosexual," which is the only word that refers to someone who is both gay and a robot.)

Inspired by Bender from the TV show Futurama

A robosexual person is likely to have a job that involves computers.

by Icewing April 20, 2003

two tugs on a roosack

An Australian saying introduced late 2000's, derived from a reasonably well known saying from across the ditch: "two shakes of a lambs tail".

Used as a measure of time - in the not too distant future.

Mate 1: You got a minit mate?
Mate 2: True blue mate, I'll be there in two tugs on a roosack mate.

by TrueBlueOcca February 8, 2010

robosack

A robotic, mechanical ballsack. Robots genetalia are often robosacks.

"We quickly discovered that the only way to disarm Robocop was to kick him in the robosack."

by Dylan Powell January 7, 2007

Robocalypse

The impending apocalypse brought forth by robot kind to crush us puny humans.

Jim: Lets go to the store, that is a standard activity in 2021
Bob: OMFG ROBOCALYPSE!
Jim: Sweet jesus it has lasers!
Bob: I AM DEAD AND BEING LASER'D!
Jim: Ditto.

by Jeffy April 17, 2005

Roboshoboating

Participating in the categorical dismissal of anything enjoyed by a majority and conversely enjoying things which are clearly shit.

99% of the public loved "Gravity" but this guy's Roboshoboating it.
I specifically heard him say he respected that new Kanye video. What a Roboshoboat.

by HipsterWords November 25, 2013