Roastie

An incel or r9k term for a woman who is not a virgin, based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how female anatomy works. They believe that a woman's labia somehow stretches when she has sex, although miraculously this only happens if she has unmarried sex with different men. The word "roastie" indicates that they think elongated labia look like roast beef.
That femoid rode the cock carousel so long, she's become a roastie. I am totally disgusted by her - why won't she have sex with me?
by CheeryCola April 09, 2018
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Roastie

South African slang for a graze or abrasion
My leg was covered in roasties from falling of my bicycle
by Tonytong January 13, 2011
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Roastie

1)An affectionate UK/Ire/Aus term for a roast potato, or

2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.

Poor lambs.
Man in English pub: I'll have a couple of lovely roasties to go with that, and some gra...
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
by Klaatu's Nikto April 04, 2023
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Massive huge jugs, wangers, sweater cows, milk bags, veiny stale bread loafs, matted nippled hats of doom and thunder. There are two of them.
Fuck me, my roasties just killed a man by the sheer force of gravitational pull. They tore him in pieces. They are huge and scare kids even when I am nowhere near. They are the bogeyman. Huge.
by tumples October 23, 2008
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roastie

a burnout, preferably done in an American muscle car. Sometimes a ricer-lover will try to do a front wheel roastie in his 1999 Honda Civic. However, he will simply embarrass himself.
Bro, nice roastie at that stop light back there.
by ayejay17 November 13, 2014
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an amazingly talented, and wonderful brit. A roastie is a warm, intelligent and all-knowing person. One can only hope to attain the status of roastie! A roastie is admired by all!
wow!...she a roastie!
by la grenouille March 07, 2010
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A woman you wish you could fuck, but are unable to.
"Stacey friendzoned me after asked her on a date, what a roastie!"
by Turandokht November 30, 2017
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