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roaming gnome 

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
roaming gnome by udm111 February 25, 2010
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Someone that fucks many girls but can settle down for a long term relationship on demand. He has a massive penis and known to have smooth hair.
This man is amazing, he must be a Romain
Romain by Pussyslayer155 October 28, 2020
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A sweet and caring man that you couldn't stop thinking about. He deserves the world for just existing and being the amazing person he is. He is a very intelligent man that tries to help people with all his knowledge.
He also has the privilege to be the cutest boy in the universe, with an eye smile that melts every person in the world. Even in the darkest moment, he wouldn't stop giving you all his love and support. He'll endure your suffering, bidding your blood to run again for his angelic little face. He often makes bad jokes but they become funny when he says them. Definitely the most amazing guy you could meet or be with.
Oh ! Is he Romain ? I heard a lot about how amazing he is but I never believed it until now ! Now I am forced to acknowledge the truth ...

Romain : I love you.
Person : wow I must be the luckiest person on this planet.
Romain by gitblame January 30, 2020
Strolling around the street aimlessly, without a purpose or direction
Jenkins "I was roaming for like 4 hours last night"
"Jenkins you need to stop going roaming in the middle of the night you flog!"
Roaming by haydos22222 July 22, 2014
It is a smart person who is very good at video games. He rarely tries to attract girls, but when he does its one of the most beautiful girls seen. He lives two sides of a life; a dangerous one and a nice one.
Hey man what kind of a friend do you have?

I have a (Ramin)....
ramin by mcdoanalds im lovin it March 21, 2011
roanins usually have light colored hair and beautiful eyes. they're loyal but don't have long lasting relationships. he has an amazing humor and you'll fall in love with the thought of him after a day or two. it's hard to get over a roanin after a break up. roanins are also an amazing friend to have and will always be there when you need him. you can keep your secrets safe with him. roanin also happen to be very attractive and cute and can get any girl he wants.
i wish i had a roanin in my life
roanin by anonymous0317 March 16, 2017

Roaming Dome 

An alternative way to refer to Road Head.
Devan- "Hey, can you give me a ride to school?"

Calvin- "Only if you give me Roaming Dome on the way there."