Road apples

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

road apple

when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.

hey do you mind if i bring my road apple with us on the ride?

by Zil April 27, 2006

Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023