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Range Rover

An overpriced, unreliable piece of shit. Are often seen being driven by rich white women or their thot daughters, both of which cannot drive to save their (or their sugar daddy's) life. Repairs are expensive and you'll be doing them often since they're woefully unreliable, most basic features are optional even though cars that are half the price have them as standard, and basically the British equivalent of a soccer mom vehicle.

Despite all this, the Range Rover's sibling, the Land Rover, is actually a very competent off-roader. A shame that 90% of their customers will never know this.
Range Rover dealership: Parking sensors will be an additional £2095, sir.
Consumer: What the fuck, a Toyota RAV4 has this shit as standard!

17 year old thot: *drives Range Rover into a bus*
Bus driver: Watch where you're going, you spoilt bitch!
by Head Cultist June 27, 2019
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range rover sports truck is a stupid inside joke that only baylen levine fans will understand because they are superior.
guy 1: i’m thinking of 4 words
any baylen levine fan: RaNgE rOvEr SpOrTs TrUcK
by benitez.mateys May 30, 2020
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No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).
Marge, get the bugicide because there's a fucking range rover in the kitchen!
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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Status symbol for anglophiles. English variation of SUV. See FUV.
That wanker in the Range Rover drives like he's the King of England.
by nucleus May 26, 2004
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Quite possibly they best vehicle in the world, ever. Manufactured at the Landr Rover factory in Sollihull, England. Now in its 33rd year and on its model evolution.
The Range Rover made the jeep drivers gaze in awe.
by Sven King April 2, 2003
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Land Rover's flagship SUV priced around 77k for the reg. version and 90k for the Supercharged version. The Supercharged is still not extremely fast but it's decent for it size. The interior is very nice and the design wise it's one of the best SUV's out there IMO. It's pretty comfortable for long trips although it's not exactly a "driver's car". It attracts some attention although not the bad kind (usually). If you put 24'' spinners on it and a huge chrome grill THEN you look like a complete fool... Otherwise a very nice car and a pretty reliable one too (at least for the current model).
A: Yo look at me, I got an Escalade!!!
B: I have a Range Rover.
A: Nevermind.
by zangany January 28, 2007
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the words range rover sports truck is from a lil yatchy song but also know as a baylen levine meme:)
jessica: do you know baylen levine?

me: range rover sports truck
by Dr.phils mustache February 11, 2021
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