A small shitty village in East Riding with absolutely nothing to do in it, so just dont bother coming here 👌🏻
The park is a piece of shit anyway
The park is a piece of shit anyway
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Long Riston
Person 1: Oh that crappy village with nowt to do
Person 2: Thats the one
Person 2: Long Riston
Person 1: Oh that crappy village with nowt to do
Person 2: Thats the one
by Lukeeyre October 10, 2019
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1. a member of an aristocracy, especially a noble.
2. a person who has the tastes, manners, etc., characteristic of members of an aristocracy.
3. anything regarded as the best, most elegant, or most stylish of its kind.
-adjective
1. belonging to or favoring the upper class.
2. characteristic of the most elegant and noble.
3. what people think they are referencing when calling something bourgy but are sadly confusing their words.
1. a member of an aristocracy, especially a noble.
2. a person who has the tastes, manners, etc., characteristic of members of an aristocracy.
3. anything regarded as the best, most elegant, or most stylish of its kind.
-adjective
1. belonging to or favoring the upper class.
2. characteristic of the most elegant and noble.
3. what people think they are referencing when calling something bourgy but are sadly confusing their words.
She bought a plane since she was single and doesn't have kids- but that's because she's risto.
"Go risto status and make him pass a challenge first! He must prove himself a worthy suitor!"
"Go risto status and make him pass a challenge first! He must prove himself a worthy suitor!"
by bucketface lebowski May 20, 2014
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Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.
What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.
Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.
Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.
Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.
What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.
Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.
Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.
by Sweet Loads May 21, 2004
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by Big Yellow Man July 30, 2003
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Dam the person is a ristofe
by Did un June 13, 2020
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My name is Riston and I LOOOOOOVE nothing more than Wesley Crusher's tight gluts! "Wonnnnna' Wertherz little girl?"
by Wesly Crusher July 29, 2003
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