Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

risper

Type your definition here...Risper is the meaning of a beautiful girl or woman.She is a mamacita.She is God fearing and hardworking.She is social and likes new friends.You can't fuck with a Risper when angry.

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...She is the Risper ofthe town.All boys like her.

by chris prince nesh December 19, 2017

Risperdal Tits

n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.

Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs!

Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.

by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005

Tyson Ritter

The very talented lead singer/bassist of the All American Rejects. His voice could quite possibly crush a million hearts simultaneously. Yes, that amazing.

Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma

If it was possible, I would marry Tyon Ritter's voice.

Have you seen Tyson Ritter's eyes? *faints*

by oberservealways December 13, 2009

Riser

In corporate America, an employee who is both admired and scorned because he or she has risen to a level of high rank and pay whilst doing little to nothing because of preternatural luck and an innate ability to hide in plain sight.

That Dave is such a riser; look at him pretend to work at his computer even though we all know he is reading song lyrics.

by Bigdogs123 June 1, 2019

rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

by phanna August 1, 2005

lucky boy spirit riser/lbsr

A Lucky Boy Spirit Riser is a service provided by some Escorts or high end prostitutes in which they are paid by another to seduce a man, have sex with him, make it seem natural and pretend to be horny but married, on vacation, in a relationship or otherwise unable to pursue a future relationship. Basically a one night stand. The mark cannot know this was paid for. Reasons include but are not limited to friends doing it for a friend they worry is in a deep state of depression due to an inability to have sex with women, or some tech. companies hire escorts to do this to convince engineers or scientists or executives to move to a particular area. It can also in some cases lead to blackmail. Usually only high end escorts in their late '20s to early '40s provide this service, with some acting experience, it takes education, charm and considerable intelligence to pull off. Technically not illegal as the person enjoying the sex isn't paying, so more openly indulged in than direct prostitution. Typical rates are $3-500 or more. Most women who do this have full time jobs and only do it part time.

Worried their friend may be in a deep depression, Larry and Joe decided to go halves and get Fred some much needed sex by secretly buying him an Lucky Boy Spirit Riser/LBSR Service from a woman they knew.

by Floyd Thursby 1 May 14, 2015