ripster

A strong or athletic dork. A "ripped hipster."

A person with nerdy tendancies with a jock-like body.

He seemed like a huge nerd, but when he took his shirt off he was totally jacked, straight up ripster.

by not available 12343 June 23, 2008

ripster

rich hipster, usually viewed as a "wannabe hipster" but who is not truly dedicated to the guts of trendsetting endured by hipsters. They follow the true hipsters.

Look at that hipster!

Naw, that's just a ripster...

by u8mybrownies January 10, 2013

ripster

A female hipster prone to whoring herself out .. she'll usually be in her metamorphosis stage from being just a regular ripper to being a full blown hipster ripper.

Let's ride our fixy bikes to blakes there's going to be soo many ripsters over there

by jonsey925 March 20, 2012

Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015

Ripster

plural form/ more catchy way for saying “rip”

Yo did you hear bout Jess tearing up his acl, he can’t play no moe.

Damn thas a ripster

by tikthot🤪 October 21, 2019