ripster

the counter-culture to hipsters.

a ripster doesnt do what they do because they want to be cool, they just do it to have fun, the result is they look cool, and people try to do it too.

by sickem shure July 5, 2005

Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

red hot riplets

murphy lee's chips

I need some kool-aid....with my red hot riplets!

by Yayo January 2, 2004

Ripstarter

The act of loosely tieing multiple pills together with string and inserting said pills into the anus, once all pills have been inserted pull the piece of string hanging out leaving only the pills behind.

Bro you look so cooked!
Yeah I just did a ripstarter

by xTOMASAURUSREXx November 24, 2016

ripstick nigga

A individual of african american decent that excels at the skill of using a ripstick. These individuals are usually featured in Youtube video's that highlight their skills along with music from the mid 2000s.

Wow! Did you see that guy do the kick flip on that ripstick? He is a true ripstick nigga!

by The RIpStick NIgGa December 7, 2015

Ripeth

Ripeth: the process of resting in peace. Was first used in 750 AD by a lingospherian Monk named Tobias.

We are all doomed. Ripeth us all.
Someone tells you that Facebook and Twitter are down.

You: Facebook and Twitter ripeth.

by Estu the pirate October 24, 2017

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015