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ripped jeans

"guys have you heard of ripped jeans"
"no who tf are they"
"oh."

pre-ripped jeans 

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.
John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome 

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters
*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud

Ripped knee jeans 

Ripped jeans around the knee are highly fashionable at the moment. However a lot of people do not realise it represents that the wearer is used to getting on their knees regularly to perform blow jobs, hence why the knee area tends to be worn out.
Wow awesome Ripped knee jeans, we should get to know each other over a coffee

Jean Ripper 

A boner so big and hard that you feel like your jeans are gonna get ripped.
Guy 1: Alright, I saw Dan's 19 year old model sister in the shower yesterday, I got such a jean ripper!

Guy 2: Nice one.