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mike: hey man i love riot games
eric: haha you're retarded, cy@
by zincry February 9, 2018
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rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.
Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.
by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010
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Yungbooty Riots: KATS

Yungbooty's death was confirmed by the President. The killer, now dead, was found to be a tigershark. There was outrage across the Nation after this information was released. This info (about the killer) was declared four days after Yung's death, and just 3 days afterwards, the first set of riots occurred in Maine. It was named K.A.T.S., or Kill All Tigersharks. This was the first riot, and the most brutal of the 8 major riots during the three month period.
The KATS Yungbooty Riots were insane! 1000s of people were killed then. The official name of the battle was, Yungbooty Riots: KATS.
by ThaWay June 27, 2021
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Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them

The last of the 8 major Yungbooty Riots, and the line of gunpowder just ended. After this 1 day riot, the 4th World War began. On June 2nd, started a three year war on the Tigershark Uprising. The president gave formal permission, and this monstrosity of a war had just begun.
Chaos was amidst during the the last few days of the Yungbooty Riots. Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them, or the YB-LoT finally got the US to attack on the filths that are Tigersharks.
by ThaWay June 27, 2021
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Phoenix Riot Shield

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.
by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011
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Riot Games

An indie company who refuses to nerf the broken champions in their game called League of Legends. ( 75% or more of their champions are broken)
The worst company in the world goes to Riot Games because their balance team is always on some drugs when they decide to go another patch without nerfing akali's damage.
by iChains December 6, 2018
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ROTY

Wendall Carter is the ROTY!
by NoobNoobC137 July 7, 2018
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