Ringworm

A type of fungal infection that is known to be contracted from the rimming of a stinking bastards arsehole. Gingers are also known to be carriers of this rare fungus.

Nonse: What the hell is that on your face Le?
*she looks in mirror*
Plums: Awwww must be a bit of ringworm chops from last night butt?

by bigsuckableplums July 2, 2010

Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

ringworm

A huge fan of the Ring movies, Japanese or American.

Samara loves the ringworms

by Gambit1138 May 8, 2005

Ringworm Illusion

when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.

i looked at my wiener and saw the Ringworm Illusion, and almost passed out.

by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009

Ringworm Sisters

A derogatory term for women of less than desirable sexual cleanliness.

Used by groups of broskis - "Dude, ringworm sisters at 9 o'clock"

by Marty McBroseph June 29, 2011

Ringworms

Supporters/fans of the Marty & Michael Fully Actual podcast, social media videos, AND University of Marchael website. Basically, anyone who loves the comedy duo of Marty & Michael.

Hello my ringworms!

by MattDawg99 November 10, 2022