ring sting

when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.

Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.

by HITorDIE June 6, 2007

ring sting

glass ass

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

ring sting

After A Female/Male has sex doggy style the one that has been fucked up the arse's arse gets hurt and stings, that is why they call it RING sting.

Dude 1#-Oh man i just got fucked up the arse and my arse hurts like shit!
Dude 2#-Huh, you must have ring sting then, your fault for being a fucking gay man.

by Hector3453 January 9, 2008

ring sting

hairy arse when someone`s talking shite

by Teddyx02 May 10, 2003

Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.

I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!

by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022

Ring Sting Gurdle Ding

Not to sure ask Spenny Warne

Just go up to some someone gurn your face andf shout ' Ring Sting Gurdle Ding!!!'

by anonymous March 27, 2022

chilli ring sting

A soreness/redness/itching of the bum hole area- often associated with chaffing.

Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.

Phil: "How's the chafe pat?"

Pat: "This is easily the worst case of chilli ring sting i've ever had"

by Dr Stewberry November 21, 2009