ricer

A slow car with excessive cosmetic upgrades.

Rob Torre and Keith Bruni drive ricers.

by pd2 January 27, 2007

Rigner

Slur for a ginger. Can be supplemented for the N word.

Bro that dude is such a fucking Rigner, I heard he kissed kelli at the party.

by Rigner Lover February 15, 2022

riceroni

a ricer that is even more tricked out than normal ricers.

look at that riceroni with a huge ass exhaust and those bright fuckin frontlights!

by KRHimself December 28, 2004

Ricer Tax

When an old Japanese car becomes popular amongst the ricers, buying one becomes a nightmare because these idiots hold even the biggest heaps of box on wheels to such a high regard, they add an invisible tax to boost the price of the selling car far more than it should ever be, despite extremely high mileage and severe body damage. And then of course try to justify it by saying something like "It's a Honda, bro". Honda, of course, being the biggest example of this insane price rape.

I was looking online at old Hondas and Nissans because I enjoy these cars, but unfortunately even the ones with 200,000+ plus were retarded expensive because of the ricer tax. And because these idiots think it's a badge of honor that their car hasn't exploded yet , they really think an intelligent person is really going to pay $5,000 for their 435,000 miles driven 1984 Civic Wagovan with the ripped seats.

Person: Decent looking Integra, how much?
Ricer: $6,000
Person: It's a 25 year old car with heavy miles, are you retarded?
Ricer: It's a Honda, bro, value stays strong.
Person: It's in Acura, jackass, you're not in Japan. I'm not paying ricer tax for a car thats basically a beater.

by YourCarSucks June 9, 2011

RICERS

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.

I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.

by Garrett October 28, 2003

ricer wing

The technical term for a two foot tall spoiler bolted on the back of a Honda Civic.

guy 1: Look at that fool. He's drivin a 92 Integra with a ricer wing.
guy 2: That aint no wing, thats a stolen park bench.

by Aunt_Jemima April 8, 2004

puerto ricneck

Simply defined: a Puerto Rican redneck.
Someone who is of Puerto Rican decent but is engulfed fully in the redneck culture.

Puerto ricnecks typically drive large trucks, wear camouflage when they're not hunting and chew tobacco.

Slight differences are noticeable, they Fly Puerto Rican flags from the back of their truck rather than confederate flags and prefer Mofongo to grits.

Puerto ricnecks can typically be found in the rural areas within Hillsborough, Marion, Polk, and Orange County, FL

Hey did you know Gloria's parents are from San Juan?

Why is she wearing a Camouflage t-shirt with a pink deer on it?

She's a puerto ricneck.

by Cb81352 November 21, 2013