Ricky Ritardo

Someone who does something dumb, embarrassing, or lame you call them Ricky Ritardo. Stems from Ricky Ricardo of I LOVE LUCY, but much funnier.

My co-worker called in sick today. She is Ricky Ritardo!

Ricky Ritardo by Fletchershotmom May 1, 2009

Ritard 

A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.

X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....

Ritard by Henk43MPO December 1, 2010

Ritard School

It is a name you call some one who is being a dumb ass and is relatively stupid and ditsy.

Is the sky blue?
Your such a ritard school.

Ritard School by Banana Phone up the butt December 29, 2009

RItard 

A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.

Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.

RItard by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006

Ritard 

A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.

Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.

Ritard by Burrito Baby 🌯 August 1, 2017

Ritard 

How a Retard Says Retard

"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"

Ritard by E-Trock April 28, 2005

Ritard 

When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.

Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.

Ritard by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018