rhino

a fat, grey, magical, UNICORN

I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.

by Meepster April 4, 2015

RHINO

Acronym for: Really Here In Name Only.

Persistent non-attender.
Used to describe a person who is on the books of an establishment or organization, but rarely shows up, such as long-term-sick employees or school truants.

"So did he show up for the history lecture?"

"Course he didn't, the kid's a fucking RHINO."

by Norman D. Landings April 14, 2009

rhino

Any person who stands up for the weak, downtrodden or defenseless, i.e., babies, animals, baby animals, old people etc. Rhinos hate bullies and will not tolerate them.
A Rhino will take on the forces of bad stuff, even against seemingly overwhelming odds. Rhinos love to play and joke a lot, but when confronted with evil or danger they beomce dynamic and ferocious. Rhinos also love children,family and friends and are steadfast and loyal.

"Did you see that guy knock out that mugger ?! He is a real rhino !"

by eldannysolis February 4, 2010

Rhino

Verb.

To rhino is to make quick progress through rough terrain, such as a hill or tundra.

Example 1: "How do we get across this arduous ground?"

"Rhino through it, of course!"

Example 2: "I rhinoed across the pitch and scored like a beast from another world"

by capodeicapi July 7, 2008

Rhino

Equivalent to "the elephant" except the penis is erect.

Pull out pockets of jeans, stick penis out of fly.

Relax man, the elephant's fine. If he was doing the rhino, that's f*cked up.

by betterthanyourbetter November 18, 2010

Rhino

A Rhino is a lad who belongs to a group who take down entire groupchats.

The Rhinos did it again, they took the freshers chat down.

by megahungergamesfan August 4, 2017

rhino

To exclaim "I Have AIDS" as you are blowing your load during sex.

Did you here that Bushy gave Drew a rhino!

by Don Was February 28, 2004