rheumatoid political adthritis

The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.

"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.

by mike in the morning October 27, 2010

Rheum

Sperm as a plural, as a liquid.

And released all his Rheum

by Limerick Master December 13, 2017

rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.

Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.

by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018

rheubarb

A plant that has poisonous leaves yet the stem are edible. they have a very bitter/ sweet taste, and make excelent cakes.

Rheubarb cake is made from the stem, it is bitter but has alot of sugar accompanying it.

by Dirk667 June 17, 2008

rheumatard

Insanly liberal great grandmothers who also have rheumatoid arthritis.

Mom just accidentally called grandma a "rheumatard" and I've never laughed so hard in my life

by Alw3314 May 20, 2023