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Reticulated

Drunk to the point of not being able to function very well.
"Look at Caz!! He drank so much he got reticulated!!"
by shemblemeny September 3, 2006
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risituate

I have a sex addiction, so I have to risituate my life into alcoholism instead.
by J'aigh December 17, 2008
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Residuate

1) To find the residue of a function. The residue at an isolated singular point z0 of a function f(z) is defined as the contour integral of f(z) around C, all over two Pi i, where C is a positively oriented simple closed contour enclosing z0 (and no other singularities of f(z)) and i is the imaginary number defined as (-1)^(1/2). Alternatively, one can define the residue as the coefficient of the z^-1 term in the Laurent series expansion of f(z) about z0.

2) To jizz on that bitch's face.
Definition 1:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) Dude 1 - "Dude, I can't residuate this function."

Dude 2 - "Did you try taking the squrl?
Definition 2:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) SQF needs to CTFD and residuate a ho.
by acm95 December 12, 2010
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Reftitute

A substitute referee that came in when the other ref got sick. Usually dressed in a normal ref uniform, but with white sneakers instead of black. Often also leads the crowd in warm up stretches yelling "Move it!". Once of the most famous is Beatrice Middleton as seen in 'The Middletons' strip from December 27, 2009. Reftitutes are crazy. They will eject you!
Liv: Hey, today's a great day for a jog! How about some warm up stretches?

Ben: Oh no, not the Hatley Hula again! We've done that a million times.

Liv: Yes, but you love it. Uh oh, here comes the Reftitute. We better get stretching.

Beatrice: (wearing a ref uniform) That's right! You'd better get moving. Can I stretch with you, too?

Liv: Of course! Easy, stretch all the way over. There you go! Doesn't that feel creamy?

Beatrice: Yes, but what else?

Liv: There's the Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean, the Benball. There's all sorts of crazy stretches. Even referees need to stretch.

Beatrice: You do realize we're only stretching before going running, don't you? (She blows the whistle) Move it! Reftitute in the house.

Liv: Nice, I think I'm gonna love this.

Ben: Yes, Reftitutes are sweet!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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Retiterate

A word used in MacDoesIt's video 'How To Redecorate | Mrs. Patterson'
"With the help of Jesus, we will deliberate, retiterate, thy menstrate, of this living space."
by Dani_Saur November 19, 2017
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retitted

wow she is retitted
by Boydalicious January 17, 2018
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reshituate

This is the overly compulsive activity of re-organizing all of ones things. Before and after cleaning you have the exact same amount of shit but now the shit has been moved around, alphebetized, or arranged in a more orderly and appealing fashion.
"My co-worker couldn't concentrate after her third energy drink so she tried to organize the front counter and then the supply closet. It took her 3 hours but all she had done was reshituate all the same shit. I mean, all the same shit was still there!
or

"Honey, uhhhhhh I thought you were gonna clean out the garage but instead all you did is just reshituate your junk. You're fired."
by First.Last February 21, 2019
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