retardis

1. a tardis for retarded time lords.

doctor don called for his assistant, and the retardis, so they could leave.

by stupid retarded time lord April 20, 2006

Retardis

A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside

You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.

by affleck April 29, 2009

reTardis

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 17, 2008

Retardi

A person possessing multi forms of retardation.

Your fucking retardi!

by Ashikathe2ndsemester October 18, 2008

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

by Richardhg December 13, 2010

retardis

Fusing "retarded" and "Tardis" together, this word describes a person with no knowledge of Doctor Who.

"You don't know who the Fourth Doctor was? What are you, retardis?"

by powerpack May 25, 2012

Retardis

when a piece of supposedly cutting edge technology designed to help you fails to act in the appropriate manner causing frustration and annoyance.

I set my new wireless Alarm clock this morning and it never went off

Dude that alarm clock is retardis.

by Culchie_giant November 6, 2010