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retarditude

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.
Suck my wanger, retarditudes.
by Jim November 10, 2003
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Retardity

George Bush's retardity has reached unpresidented heights
by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008
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retardity

The quality or condition of being retarded.
I can't believe he's still defending his retardity.
by Mogs May 28, 2004
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retardshit!

A person that is trying to do something and the matter might be in delay or fails and that person struggles through the consequences of their tribulation,.
retardshit! can be an expression of lament in a moment such as locking their key the car..or they try to fix something that breaks or is not fixable. instead...things get worse with no fault of their own or trying to help somebody when you make it harder for them instead. bad luck. cursed
by Absqaushilate April 16, 2021
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Retarditus

Retarditus, another way of saying somebody is a retard and adding more of an insult with the 'itus' by implying that they have it as a disease.
Daniel "Your such a fuckin twat!"
Person "Yet another case of Retarditus..."
by KtKornStar August 15, 2004
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Retardtitis

The situation when a girl tries talking to a guy who is attracted to her but the guy looses to ability to think of what to say or do leaving the guy stood there and not speaking, resulting in the girl walking away and loosing all chances of anything happening.
Guy1: Girl has just tried talking to me but couldn't think of somthing to say.
Guy2: Your suffering from retardtitis.
by Kevg January 28, 2009
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Retarditis

(Retard-i-tis) 1 out of 3 humans have this disease. Retarditis is caused by multiple reasons, like being dropped on your head as a child, using way to many drugs which eliminate a persons brain cells.
Ways to spot Retarditis is

1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.
Dave, "I think that kid on that short school bus has retarditis"

Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis
by rjcrjc May 11, 2011
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