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retainer voice

(adj)(v) to speak as if one had a retainer in their mouth which in turn causes all "s" sounds to be pronounced from the back of the mouth with the tongue never touching the front teeth...resulting in a gathering of spit for a modified "sh" sound, possibly showering the recipient of the retainer voice in the speakers spit. often embellished for comical effect by using key terms such as geez louise gosh and shucks.
1. (sh)ally (sh)ure is(h) (sh)uper p(sh)yched (sh)e (sh)ells (sh)ea (sh)ells by the (sh)andy (sh)ea (sh)ore.

2. Do you know what would make that story actually funny, repeat in your retainer voice.

3. Man, I hope he doesnt think any less of me after hearing my retainer voice.
by ktrain3299 March 22, 2011
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Retainer job

When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.
Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.
by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018
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Retainer Face

When a person removes their retainer from their mouth and proceeds to wipe the slimy contents off of the retainer on another person's face.
Man, Danielle just gave me a Retainer Face!
by cool_ice December 31, 2011
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Piercing Retainer

A stud, generally clear, used to hold open so as not to be seen by others
If you were going to apply for a job (most job managers don't want peirced employees.), and you have a nose piercing, you could use a piercing retainer in the place of your nose ring... not to noticable, unless close in each others face.
by kikirae May 22, 2012
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Bitches on retainer

When a male has multiple females ready to talk, hang out with, but most importantly... fuck. Usually this phrase will be used when a guy is successfully playing the field and scoring a lot of bitches snapchats from the bars.
Hell yeah brother, I’ve got some bitches on retainer right now!
by Alexthegreatt October 19, 2020
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cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock
At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.
by READAAR March 21, 2006
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jeongins.lost.retainer

One of the funniest and best stray kids fan accounts on insta! The earth they walk on is instantly blessed underneath them!
“Wow that’s a great reel! Who posted it?”

“Jeongins.lost.retainer of course!!!”
by Hans bakery July 2, 2021
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