Restaurant Rambo

People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.

Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

restaurant gene

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.

by Running out of patience January 28, 2007

Clan Restoration Act

A law in the Naruto Fanfiction universe plugged in by various fanfiction authors for any Naruto Harem Fanfic. Usually implicated to either build or restore a clan. Sometimes use in Reverse Harems.

It's original usage is unknown.

Finding out that he was the desendent of a long lost clan, Tsunade enacts the CRA, Clan Restoration Act for Naruto to take on multiple wives to build his clan's numbers back up.

by Fowlkon March 14, 2011

Chedda Restraint

When you straddle your girl, hold her shoulders and hands down with your knees, and smack the bitch in her face with your penis.

Bro: Hey Cheddabob, whats up with that mushroom mark on brittanys face?

Cheddabob: That bitch got outta line so I had to pull a Chedda Restraint on that ho!

by The Don Babyface Killah December 8, 2010

The Restaurant Effect

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates

Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!

by Flying starfruit July 30, 2016

Restaurant Hungry

When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.

Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"

Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"

Peter "Ok get a to go box"

by kfizzy November 4, 2011

Restaurantica

Chill out music that was popular in dimly lit Tapas Bars in the late 1990s. Popular restaurantica artists include Kruder & Dorfmeister, Massive Attack, Moby, RJD2, Thievery Corporation, and Suzanne Vega.

This restaurantica is the perfect soundtrack while I drink my martini and eat my spring rolls.

by michaelmann November 27, 2012