Ressie

A member of a reserves sports team

Oi is Michael playing today?
Nah, the ressies have a bye.

by Babovic March 16, 2019

Ressa

As in Maria, a journalist under the payroll of Pierre Omidyar. Also a tax evader.

“Foreign interests have inserted a Ressa in our local media.”

by AnthonyTrillanes August 19, 2019

Dip-ression

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!

You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Ressurerected

The act of getting an erection within 5 minutes after ejaculating.

After i came, I ressurerected my penis for another round.

by Everyone And NoOne September 6, 2014

Ressie

A member of a reserve grade AFL or NRL club. Often seen as the pinnacle of the sport they play due to their care free attitude.

Who’s that smoking a dart over there

Oh that’s just the ressie team captain

by True ultimate July 31, 2021

ressesionism

1. a type of art, which usually depicts Obama with a serious face looking at all of the poverty in the US, or even examining the sky.

2. a type of fashion, coming from the depression time, where the models where rags and other clothes are made of materials such as trash bags, and other recycled stuff

Girl: Matt, where are you going?

Boy: To the new ressesionism show!!! not only are the models going to be dressed in trash bags, but there will also be pictures of Obama all over the place

by theawesomepossumbunch April 30, 2009

Resserection

The rebirth of a recently lost erection.

I originally had a boner from seeing Kate's thong; but once I lost it, I had a resserection immediately after because of Jessica's cleavage.

by charitableninja November 22, 2009