One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.
Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.
Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.
Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.
Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.
Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.
by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009
Get the Cum receptionist mug.Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.
Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011
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Get the male receptionist mug.Miss McCallen receives mail and packages, and welcomes visitors to the company's headquarters, but as an experience "rejectionist" is also very good at preventing unwelcomed visitors from seeing the company's executives.
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Old veteran singles site female (usually over age 55) who gets a facelift, puts on tons of makeup, dyes her hair so the white doesnt show, posts chemically madeup pictures in her single profile of her with a silly juvenile smile on her carefully disguised old face....and thinks it makes her too good for any interested men on the singles site so she winds up dying of unrecognized loneliness someday as a stubborn single who rejected everyone.
by delriv October 10, 2014
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by fiona the receptionist October 29, 2020
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