Requestion 

New word I just invented Requestion - A request you want to make but may need to clarify with a question first.

I need to make a change but I have a requestion first.

Requestion by Danny Mullan July 14, 2021

requestion 

A request that you do something, but doing it is formed as a pseudo question--often by a figure of authority--that's really a statement. (BTW--requests from your girl/boy friend in such a manner don't count; that's called rhetoric).

Scene: in an all-department meeting; your name is Beauchamp
The requestion...
Your boss: Beauchamp, could you put together an outline of every promo event from last year by tomorrow?

You: think WTF?!

say I'm on it

do pretend to make a reminder note to yourself

requestion by Sensitive Singer/Stockbroker March 2, 2022

Requestment

The act of requesting

Can you accept my requestment?

Requestment by UDGoddess October 24, 2018

Requesticle 

A small request that someone might have.

Mom: I have a requesticle for you, son.

Son: What is it?

Mom: Can you pick up some milk on your way home from dance practice?

Requesticle by requesticleman May 2, 2009

Requestimate 

A request for an estimate.

I made a requestimate for new countertops. They'll be here Wednesday.

Requestimate by backotruck March 23, 2012

requoptional 

An intentionally ambiguous adjective that appears to clarify whether or not something is required but results in confusion and the potential for an inappropriate result.

Wearing short skirts at your new job is completely requoptional.

requoptional by Hopeful Boss May 15, 2012

Passive requestive 

Implying something should be done in a way that makes it seem like someone else should do it; passive aggressively making a request by stating what someone else might do

"I might make some bread tomorrow in case SOMEONE wanted to make breakfast sandwiches on Saturday," my husband said passive requestively

Passive requestive by Watermelon pancake August 12, 2021