your will
some person: "I just got my report card"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"
by mexican.potato February 21, 2023
Get the report cardmug. If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.
Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!
White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.
Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!
White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.
Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!
by childplz March 27, 2011
Get the report card daymug. When a person, usually a basketball or soccer player, wears multiple nike socks over each other, creating a row of check marks below each other. The resulting image resembles a report card with multiple rows of check marks.
Yo, did you see that kid's feet?
Yeah, thats a classic example of report card feet. I wonder if his report card has as many checks as those socks.
Yeah, thats a classic example of report card feet. I wonder if his report card has as many checks as those socks.
by Pair of Pants December 23, 2010
Get the report card feetmug. the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
by 月月 April 24, 2014
Get the STD Report Cardmug. I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023
Get the report card titsmug.