England vs Germany Referee

A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.

The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!

by mclovin123 June 30, 2010

referee

A referee, or "ref" for short, is a person whose job is to ensure that the rules of a competitive event are observed and obeyed, or at least in theory. In reality, they are the scapegoats for any shortcomings that the players have and are generally treated like utter shit by both players and spectators alike.

Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was such a fucking piece of shit. Hey, nice call, fucker!

Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?

Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.

Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.

by DLoc1337 August 27, 2008

Reeree

To not be mentally or physically hanicapped but still act like it anyway

"holy shit he is a reeree"

by Reegs2 April 7, 2010

shitty referee

a referee from the pac-10.

Oregon ball after the onside kick. there was insufficient evidence to overturn the call said the shitty referee.

by Pac-10 refs suck ass for a living September 24, 2006

referees

a group of people, sometimes known as an officiating crew, that cover sports games (such as football, basketball, hockey, and so forth baseball's referees are known as umpires). also known as people who should be replaced by robots on the field because of their unmistakably horrible calls on key plays and big games (see: referees overturning an interception in Colts V Steelers, 1/15/06)

The referees for the game made such a bad call that the players spoke out about them afterwards.

by SnoJoe January 16, 2006

Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

armchair referee

A person who loudly criticises the referee's decisions - and often the players' performances - in a televised rugby or football match.

He's become a right armchair referee since he had to give up playing.

by Knaw January 12, 2009