Relaxercise

To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T.V. watching. Goal is to stay as relaxed as possible while simultaneously burning as many calories as swimming or jogging.

"Man, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I think I'm going to start hitting the couch to relaxercise."

by Syph November 6, 2008

relaxercise

To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T.V. watching. Goal is to stay as relaxed as possible while simultaneously burning as many calories as swimming or jogging.

"Man, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I think I'm going to start hitting the couch to relaxercise."

by Syph September 24, 2008

Relaxerbate

When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it

"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."

by destro8165 April 7, 2009

movie relaxer

1.the act of getting a blow job or hand job in a movie theatre

2. to relieve stress sexually in a movie theatre

hey Bro i have a test tomorrow and i have to see a movie with katie tonight. What should I do?

tell her to give you a movie relaxer. (choose a bad movie)

by Themazzashow July 13, 2011

Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009

relaxercise

1) to exercise while relaxing,
2) to relax very deeply,
3) to train yourself to become very relaxed

4) a state of deep relaxation in which you can perform physically with ease, while maintaining a calm demeanor

I went home after work, took a toke and relaxercised.

by Juez de la Luz August 29, 2017