rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

Rehabortion

Rehabilitation for woman who are addicted to having unprotected sex and getting abortions.

When Julie had five abortions in one year, her counselor at Planned Parenthood suggested she undergo rehabortion.

by damiancrowley February 7, 2015

re-re-rehab

A person's second, third or fourth attempt to enter rehab after s/he fell off the wagon (usually in a short time span).

Used both as a verb (action) and a noun (the place).

1. Britney Spears went to re-re-rehab following months of scandalous behavior and after two 24-hour stints within the previous ten days.

2. Danny Bonaduce's re-re-rehab was chronicled on his celebreality show, "Breaking Bonaduce."

by MIG07 February 25, 2007

reputation rehab

The expression used to describe the calculated and cynical attempt to control the public perception of a misbehaving celebrity by gratuitously sending them to a rehab center for the PR value alone.

(aka “rephab”)

“(insert celeb) just got caught cheating/drunk driving/making un-PC statements… better get them into reputation rehab!”

Tiger Woods, Lindsay Lohan, Jesse James, Charlie Sheen, Britney Spears

by daisydoesit July 9, 2010

myspace rehab

When you leave myspace for at least one week, which is relatively long for myspace frustrated bastard.

I wont take a myspace rehab. My momma wanted me to leave myspace and I said no, no, no.

by Chicago Bulls March 21, 2008

Ratings rehab

When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.

Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"

by MOCHAD April 4, 2011

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers)

A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.

by McLanahan O'Shetfield February 27, 2008