(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.
Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!
by BNOOMZ March 17, 2020
Get the Remote learning mug.A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
by Julesheart April 19, 2023
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Some soldiers are in retreat from enemy forces who are pursuing them. Reinforcements arrive and call for a regoose, and the retreating soldiers turn to fight.
Used more commonly in online games, such as Dota 2, League of Legends, etc.
Used more commonly in online games, such as Dota 2, League of Legends, etc.
by Bearshark January 9, 2014
Get the regoose mug.Pronounced re-google-ize. Describes what is taking place during a male's refractory period. The process of him becoming "ready to go" again. Timeframes on regoogalizing may vary.
by Jon L August 30, 2005
Get the regoogalize mug.The act of taking the gamble and getting shitfaced drunk the night before the Royal St. John's Regatta in St. John's, Newfoundland. Due to the precarious status of the holiday*, this is a risky venture. People may have to go to work with a hangover, or worse: still drunk.
*The Regatta is one of very few weather dependent holidays. If the winds are too high, the boat races are cancelled and there is no holiday. (it will be moved to the following day, weather permitting).
*The Regatta is one of very few weather dependent holidays. If the winds are too high, the boat races are cancelled and there is no holiday. (it will be moved to the following day, weather permitting).
Why is Jane covered in excrement and wearing sunglasses at her desk?
She lost bad at Regatta Roulette.
She lost bad at Regatta Roulette.
by townie86 August 2, 2011
Get the Regatta Roulette mug.This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.
While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
Get the Premature Remotation mug.A treatment which consists of tallying up a loosely prescribed number of rebound fucks with the intention of creating distance between you and your ex main lover.
by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021
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